It's always about the bollocks with you.Originally Posted by bollocks
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It's always about the bollocks with you.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
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Furry-knorrsWho the fuck measures their penis in metric?
And young uns
They speak a different language.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
I'M HARDLY WHAT YOU'D CALL SMALL
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Yes, it's average, perfectly adequate.
Faster way to please a woman, find the clitoris.
And with some women, you ain't ever gonna please 'em!
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
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Medical emergency.I'M HARDLY WHAT YOU'D CALL SMALL
Is there a vet in the house or a pest controller.
Euthanasia or amputation recommended.
On humane grounds.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
LuckyLu (11-02-16)
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Feck, I've caught the Bollocks bs disease.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
dont be mean now, look at the enjoyment you could have by having me as your pet
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Yesdont be mean now, look at the enjoyment you could have by having me as your pet
Feeding time for my pet anaconda.
Bring all your friends.
Party in the mousehole.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
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hun, you will soon realize that the size of a penis does not always mean the most pleasure for a woman. I feel badly for men who believe that their penis size is the sole reason of pleasure. just go for it, and don't be intimidated by those men who claim to be large...most of them claim to be 9 inches,,, lol
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