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    Default General Election Fun

    Just a bit of fun..... for Escorts and Clients.

    If you were a candidate in the forthcoming General Election, tell us why we should vote for you.

    Give us your slogan...

    Looking for funny, witty, and naughty replies.... you may also include your poster photo.. especially the ladies!!!!



    Rocker will decide who the winner of this Cyber election is. Judges decision is final.
    Last edited by Rocker123; 09-02-16 at 18:19. Reason: Naughty replies carry bonus points!!


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    Rocker hope your not a local councillor looking for idea's
    For the forthcoming election
    What we do in life echo's in eternity

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr gear View Post
    Rocker hope your not a local councillor looking for idea's
    For the forthcoming election
    Shhhh Don't tell anyone!!


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    My campaign issues :

    Mandatory coming-of-age weed vaccination for everyone. By vaccination I mean everyone in the country has to get high on their eighteenth birthday. At least once. No exceptions.

    Free copies of The Matrix (first one) for everyone.

    But most importantly, and my primary campaign focus ... stupid people should be allowed run with scissor.


    Vote Neo one, because one is neo.

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    Free bus pass for the over 50's.
    Viagra to be more readily available.
    Escorts to be treated fairly and seen as ordinary hard working people like the rest of us and thus to pay the higher 41% of tax rising to 82% after two years.
    Brothels to be legalised.
    Would fight for even cheaper flights out of Dublin to the sex hot spots of Europe.

    Vote for Sexy Knibbs, He's Mighty, Make him your No 1 Choice

    Last edited by knibbs; 10-02-16 at 01:31.

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    Very good lads..... To worthy manifestos there. Nice poster pic too Knibbs...however, we need some gender balance ... Come on ladies....
    Last edited by Rocker123; 10-02-16 at 01:37.


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    They say politics is not female friendly.
    Hours of confrontational males talking bollocks into the wee small hours.
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Escort visits on VHI
    Abolish Ruhama
    Pubs open good Friday
    No religion in schools
    Nudist section on public beaches
    Womens right to reproductive choice
    Churchs to pay corporate tax
    and free curlywurlys for all

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    Quote Originally Posted by pigsmickey View Post
    Escort visits on VHI
    Abolish Ruhama
    Pubs open good Friday
    No religion in schools
    Nudist section on public beaches
    Womens right to reproductive choice
    Churchs to pay corporate tax
    and free curlywurlys for all
    The inclusion of the free Curlywurlys for all is a master stroke of genius. A strong candidate here....


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