Im an Escort/Client...Get me outta here

**bettercallsaul** · 01-02-16, 17:27

Originally Posted by SteveB

Back on thread,
what is the first bushtucker trial???

tom sand eating his crayons?

God damn it,I joined in!

**Sonyaxx** · 01-02-16, 17:28

So i am the family breaker?

)))))

**xagerate** · 01-02-16, 17:39

Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

How very dare you pick on tom sand!

Two reasons:

1. he is a valued member of the forum and you are close to becoming a bully!

2. He is 'special' so not someone to laugh at.

(see tom I defended ya there,I got bored and had to change my mind,my bad)

Tom is a great guy................I choose him because he is not a troublemaker ,and he can take a joke

Originally Posted by Sonyaxx

So i am the family breaker?

)))))

You are a temptress that they will want to

Look on it as a test of their relationships....if they can withstand the urge to chat you up ,their family life will be stronger than ever

**bettercallsaul** · 01-02-16, 17:45

Originally Posted by xagerate

Tom is a great guy................I choose him because he is not a troublemaker ,and he can take a joke

Damn you and your reasoning and logic!

Wanker!

**xagerate** · 01-02-16, 17:50

Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

Damn you and your reasoning and logic!

Wanker!

One of your friends called me that too last night !

**bettercallsaul** · 01-02-16, 17:58

Originally Posted by xagerate

One of your friends called me that too last night !

To be fair if she did it means you probably were ok..... it's like a compliment.

**xagerate** · 01-02-16, 18:02

Originally Posted by SteveB

Back on thread,
what is the first bushtucker trial???

Tom Sand to stand in front of 3 enclosed boxes (hole drilled in the front of each)
Tarantula in one of the boxes, Notbadforanoldman in another, Rachel in the third

60 seconds to make a decision and stick his cock through a hole or he loses food privileges for 3 days

(4hrs till the wildcard enters btw viewers)

**bettercallsaul** · 01-02-16, 18:05

Originally Posted by xagerate

Tom Sand to stand in front of 3 enclosed boxes (hole drilled in the front of each)
Tarantula in one of the boxes, Notbadforanoldman in another, Rachel in the third

60 seconds to make a decision and stick his cock through a hole

I for one condemn any post mentioning the length it took tom to stick his cock in any hole here and to laugh at the sixty seconds rule!

I also would like to take this chance to say hello to my cousin in Sydney,I hope you are enjoying your holiday and tell Sydney I miss her and she is still a babe!

**SteveB** · 01-02-16, 18:05

If Tom is lucky, he will stick his cock in the hole with the Tarantula.

**xagerate** · 01-02-16, 18:09

Originally Posted by SteveB

If Tom is lucky, he will stick his cock in the hole with the Tarantula.

To add drama to the proceedings the producers have informed Rachel that Cristiano Ronaldo has arrived in the jungle as the wildcard ...so she must think hard too

Notbadforanoldman has already signed a contract that he will suck anything put in front of him

(We will deal with any legal issues about consent or trickery later )

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