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  1. 30-01-16, 14:15 #1
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    Smile New type of Sex!!

    We dont know but there is a new kinda sex
    the name is Sex with a Hoover

    one man was caling me not just a Once and asked me about

    -can i fuck your hoover?- i said yes off course i looking forward it
    -can i come inside y hoover? - i said yes my hoover would love it
    -what kind of hoover y have? - i told him i have Samsung / i thought he is proficient already to fuck the hoover really/

    Even if i was curious about it and see how he will fuck the hoover he didnt show up.....
    just amazing how many things we dont know and try stil.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sherry View Post
    We dont know but there is a new kinda sex
    the name is Sex with a Hoover

    one man was caling me not just a Once and asked me about

    -can i fuck your hoover?- i said yes off course i looking forward it
    -can i come inside y hoover? - i said yes my hoover would love it
    -what kind of hoover y have? - i told him i have Samsung / i thought he is proficient already to fuck the hoover really/

    Even if i was curious about it and see how he will fuck the hoover he didnt show up.....
    just amazing how many things we dont know and try stil.........
    Why a hoover FFS... you're a much better fuck...
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Why a hoover FFS... you're a much better fuck...
    You can see how with even the slightest bit of thought that is not really a compliment and with the hoover in the comment you could have actually made it one?


    It sucks being this good.
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    A friend of mine in A&E and one night a guy came in stuck in a vacuum cleaner- can't remember the outcome - I presume the vacuum cleaner was working after this abuse ..
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    Farmers do it with milking machines.





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    Last edited by tom sand; 30-01-16 at 20:40. Reason: only messing west smiley
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    Quote Originally Posted by tom sand View Post
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    Damn you got in before me


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    Quote Originally Posted by tom sand View Post
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    Westie hates hoovers, in fact Westie hates everything
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Why a hoover FFS... you're a much better fuck...
    ohh thanks James
    y a the best kisser ........... ahemm did y know that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sherry View Post
    ohh thanks James
    y a the best kisser ........... ahemm did y know that?
    You deserve to be kissed properly... Don't let anyone try not to...
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