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    Is this a guy who has become fixated and obsessed with Hoovers because he has been using them as (as I said not very safe) a masturbation aid?
    Each to his own. Nobody on this site can really criticise anyone else on it, glass houses etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    Is this a guy who has become fixated and obsessed with Hoovers because he has been using them as (as I said not very safe) a masturbation aid?
    Each to his own. Nobody on this site can really criticise anyone else on it, glass houses etc.
    I am fetish free, a big rock is on the way, with a free sneer thrown in.
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    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    I am fetish free, a big rock is on the way, with a free sneer thrown in.
    I am reasonably fetish free myself. I am also reasonably bigoted free and narrow-minded free as well.
    I leave the narrow-minded stuff and the bigoted stuff to TORL, the DUP, et. al.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    I am reasonably fetish free myself. I am also reasonably bigoted free and narrow-minded free as well.
    I leave the narrow-minded stuff and the bigoted stuff to TORL, the DUP, et. al.
    Does no one think of the vacuum cleaners?
    The effect on the Hoovers.
    They suffer abuse and harassment for years, while being forced to clean and tidy like a skivvy.
    Then eventually they are heedlessly thrown on the scrapheap, while the callous bastard, without a backward glance moves onto a new model.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Does no one think of the vacuum cleaners?
    The effect on the Hoovers.
    They suffer abuse and harassment for years, while being forced to clean and tidy like a skivvy.
    Then eventually they are heedlessly thrown on the scrapheap, while the callous bastard, without a backward glance moves onto a new model.
    Dyson especially. It does not even practice safe-suction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Does no one think of the vacuum cleaners?
    The effect on the Hoovers.
    They suffer abuse and harassment for years, while being forced to clean and tidy like a skivvy.
    Then eventually they are heedlessly thrown on the scrapheap, while the callous bastard, without a backward glance moves onto a new model.
    I meant to put a space between on and to.
    Turns out, onto probably is appropriate.
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    That sucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    Dyson especially. It does not even practice safe-suction.
    I am old and poor, have never encountered Dyson up close and personal.
    Actually I'm a typical male, try and avoid the damn things as much as possible.
    Guess that makes the vacuum guy atypical;-)
    Least he'll have a clean willy, if he ever does leave cloud cuckoo land and actually visit an escort.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyJim View Post
    That sucks
    Succinct!.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nibb View Post
    He will probably only fuck a dyson. (He's discriminating)
    He's a stuck up knob





    Or his knob is stuck up.
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