New type of Sex!!

[philipkntz]

How much for 10 minutes with your hoover/

[AyannaMelek]

yes this is the man same man
he ask do y have impuls deodorant
he wants to put the deoroant on his dick when he come

Yeah that's the one... Oh god what a gobshite

[nibb]

We dont know but there is a new kinda sex
the name is Sex with a Hoover

one man was caling me not just a Once and asked me about
y
-can i fuck your hoover?- i said yes off course i looking forward it
-can i come inside y hoover? - i said yes my hoover would love it
-what kind of hoover y have? - i told him i have Samsung / i thought he is proficient already to fuck the hoover really/

Even if i was curious about it and see how he will fuck the hoover he didnt show up.....
just amazing how many things we dont know and try stil.........

He will probably only fuck a dyson. (He's discriminating)

[SteveB]

Is Hoover a mispronunciation?
Did you mishear what he said Sherry?
Did he mean something else?
Is Hoover, or a word that sounds like Hoover, in some townland or rocky outcrop somewhere in darkest Ireland, slang for something?

[alcatel]

yes this is the man same man
he ask do y have impuls deodorant
he wants to put the deoroant on his dick when he come

Is Hoover a mispronunciation?
Did you mishear what he said Sherry?
Did he mean something else?
Is Hoover, or a word that sounds like Hoover, in some townland or rocky outcrop somewhere in darkest Ireland, slang for something?

In deepest, darkest, Ireland, Hoover is secret slang for '' cleaning carpets'';-)

I reckon he was only acting on impulse.

[SteveB]

Would have been easier to use his own deodorant and fuck his own Hoover.
But, then who are we to pass judgement?

[alcatel]

Like a lot of fetishes, his probably developed in childhood, when he caught his mickey in his mother's vacuum cleaner.
Or else when he grew up, he developed the fetish for talking tripe to and bs'-ing escorts, whilst simultaneously choking a chicken.

[SteveB]

Many years ago, I remember reading in a magazine (possibly Playboy) of the dangers of such things. Quote, "vacuum cleaner injuries to the penis are quite common".

Seriously, you need to practice safe sex even with a Hoover.

[alcatel]

I

Many years ago, I remember reading in a magazine (possibly Playboy) of the dangers of such things. Quote, "vacuum cleaner injuries to the penis are quite common".

Good suction.
Can't beat a Dyson, or back in the day, a Hoover.
Don't know much about this Henry character but I reckon he's run out of puff at this stage,,,,, storm in a teacup.

[alcatel]

Would have been easier to use his own deodorant and fuck his own Hoover.
But, then who are we to pass judgement?

He was looking for an escort for a duo with his girlfriend.

She's a bit mechanical at home, blows hot and cold, but comes alive with threesomes, especially if the escort is named Henry or Hetty.
(she blows both ways).