Rumbled

[JAMESCORK]

I have been visiting escorts from 2009 but on Sunday last I was rumbled or so I think.
I left my punting phone in my coat in the 7 seater and had a meeting in Scotland the following morning, the wife got it as When I come home it was sitting on the table, I never cleared some of the sexy texts from some of the girls I saw regularly. She has said nothing but a bit distant so I assume she has read them.

Someone has it in for me up there as intended to quit punting when the new law was in and concentrate more on the relationship, this is the worse thing that could have happened and i'm both gutted and embarrassed

You need a verrrrry good buddy to say this is his phone... You brought it home from the pub after he left it behind.... Good Luck kiddo... Punters worst nightmare..