Ah, the magical mystery tour.
White buildings that are not white. Doors that are not the colour they are supposed to be. Escorts that direct you to X Road when they are at X Cresent, X Drive, X Close etc. Escorts that use the Petrol Station in a large town as a landmark, believing that there is only one petrol station in that town/city.
I have a Sat-nav. I am thinking of getting a crystal ball.![]()
Last edited by SteveB; 30-01-16 at 10:21.
Photographic evidence of the bluey/green door required to make this thread more plausible. In the absence of such evidence a description of masseuse i.e size of tits, nice arse etc. Required to keep readers interest.
Conclusion... Worst thread ever.
Apologetically.
Jamescork.
Should have gone to spec savers
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Last edited by willie wacker; 30-01-16 at 10:42.
" WE ARE CONNACHT "
So where the f*** was the brown door then ? Was it brown on the inside or what?
Clueless (31-01-16)
Poor effort from this escort. She should be blacklisted.
Or at least put on a sort of green / bluey / brown type of list.
Last edited by SteveB; 30-01-16 at 18:09.