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  1. #1
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    Default Well

    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy Gonzales View Post
    Thats brilliant LOL omg imagine trying to stay on top of that
    as long as he doesnt try to get on top of me ill be fine.

    Dont want him to take me literally here,
    Westside.

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    I don't want him to "take me" anywhere anyway nohow neither, thank god I'm the fastest mouse in ALLLLLL (you get the picture)

    I think you just invented flash posting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WTF View Post
    as long as he doesnt try to get on top of me ill be fine.

    Dont want him to take me literally here,
    Westside.
    Or behind you
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    Default Thats why he hasnt being doing the job,

    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie View Post
    Or behind you
    his mind is on my arse the whole week long.

    hes a human anal bead,
    Westside.

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    the mind does wander when faced with perfection
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    Quote Originally Posted by WTF View Post
    his mind is on my arse the whole week long.

    hes a human anal bead,
    Westside.
    Without u knowing he will be all inside you
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    Default Had a good laugh with you lot

    see ye and take it easy.Given up on having a laugh here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie View Post
    Without u knowing he will be all inside you
    I know he's a bodyguard but that would be taking 'close protection' to a whole different level
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    Take a personal bodyguard for protection
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    Captain Condom is my aul time favooerite superhero but he's only weakness was not krytonite but oil based lube, poor fellow was lured into a lube factory by his arch enemy benny bareback and was never quite the same again

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