New Law - Double edged sword

[SteveB]

Punters have to wear yellow trousers and pink shirts,they have to shout from exactly 400 mtrs away the escorts name,they may not use mobile phones and Escorts can only reply to shouts with a giggle,it is up to each punter to be able to hear them giggle,it will be tough!

Could be worse.
We might have been forced to dye our hair yellow and not have a bank account if Bertie was still in power.