Originally Posted by lapd
I had a very angry girlfriend who didn't make idle threats. She never referred to sex as such, she use to call it practice. I never found out what we were practicing for either
I had a very angry girlfriend who didn't make idle threats. She never referred to sex as such, she use to call it practice. I never found out what we were practicing for either
Last edited by Mister Anderson; 23-01-16 at 18:38.
She seems like fun,I think you guys should get back together.I had a very angry girlfriend who didn't make idle threats. She never referred to sex as such, she use to call it practice. I never found out what we were practicing for either
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She meant practicing the baby making skillsI had a very angry girlfriend who didn't make idle threats. She never referred to sex as such, she use to call it practice. I never found out what we were practicing for either
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Plans only go wrong — well, they do when I make them
Just waiting for Monday — that should happen!
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lapd (23-01-16)
Monday happens a lot,it's like 6/1 I think,but what would I know,lolPlans only go wrong — well, they do when I make them
Just waiting for Monday — that should happen!
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Happens too often for my liking normally!
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I'm teaming up with John Dunne later,
for lessons in disappointment and how to compliment women.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
bettercallsaul (23-01-16), Mister Anderson (23-01-16)
Your first lesson, study it well.
alcatel (23-01-16)
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I have studied it well.Your first lesson, study it well.
Next attractive woman I see, I 'll straight up tell her,
You is one beautiful bitch!
I shall of course report back here about the success of this novel and promising chat up line,
with a foolscap page essay, titled "Dancing at the Disco'',
And sign off on it as,' 'John Dunne's Wingman''.
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
lapd (23-01-16), Mister Anderson (23-01-16)
Make sure to get 'up in her ear' for maximum effect. And if at first you don't succeed, well, 'it's all a numbers game'.
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