Weekend plans?

**F-Dub** · 24-01-16, 01:23

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

I'm thinking of leaving my penis in the fridge and going for a few beers.

He means his strap on.

**F-Dub** · 24-01-16, 01:24

Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

A sight worth seeing!

Yes indeed

**alcatel** · 24-01-16, 01:24

Originally Posted by F-Dub

He means his strap on.

No, he means his sausage.

**F-Dub** · 24-01-16, 01:27

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

I had a very angry girlfriend who didn't make idle threats. She never referred to sex as such, she use to call it practice. I never found out what we were practicing for either

She meant practicing the baby making skills

**Mister Anderson** · 24-01-16, 01:37

Originally Posted by F-Dub

She meant practicing the baby making skills

Maybe practising the babymaking skills for elsewhere, not for me. I didn't even get graded for my practice. Officially I should be a brown belt at this stage.

**alcatel** · 24-01-16, 01:46

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

Maybe practising the babymaking skills for elsewhere, not for me. I didn't even get graded for my practice. Officially I should be a brown belt at this stage.

Funnily enough, when I read this earlier today, I thought practicing for her next boyfriend ;-)

**Mister Anderson** · 24-01-16, 01:52

Originally Posted by alcatel

Funnily enough, when I read this earlier today, I thought practicing for her next boyfriend ;-)

Yup. I thought it was cute at the time. In hindsight I shoulda John Dunne'd her ass.

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