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    Default Dark humour pick-up-lines

    So, decided to start a tread here called Dark Humour-Pick-Up-
    Lines. Just post any dark humour pick up line you can think of.
    I'll start:
    "Wow! I could never have guessed you look way better in
    person than what I have been seeing through my telescope."
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whiteball View Post
    So, decided to start a tread here called Dark Humour-Pick-Up-
    Lines. Just post any dark humour pick up line you can think of.
    I'll start:
    "Wow! I could never have guessed you look way better in
    person than what I have been seeing through my telescope."

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    What genre of music do you like?
    Why not heavy metal? I can make
    you learn how to scream.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    "Come on and I'll take you for a spin."

    Opens boot.

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    How are you not tired? You've been
    engaged in a naked marathon in my
    mind all day.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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