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    Question Doesn't figure !

    There are loads of profiles, with verified pics, where the pictures and body measurements don’t add up.

    Here’s one (of many) examples:

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html

    Pictures show an hour-glass figure and measurements indicate a pear-shaped figure.

    Possible explanations:

    Escorts are really good at holding in their tummies for photos

    Pictures taken before the lady had 2 sets of twins

    Lady is now pregnant

    Photoshop

    Escort trying to appeal to Arab gents


    Anyway, I love all shapes and sizes and have a keg rather than a 6-pack myself.

    Here is an illustration to help escorts that haven’t English as their first language to figure out where to measure:





    Just noticed the lady in the example hasn't got verified pics (even though i searched for escorts with verified pics??). Anyway, Im sure there are ones with verified pics.
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    Waist 39" is clearly a mistake. Very big for a woman.

    Natural bust is a mistake as well.

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    And, opted out of reviews.

    So, in my case, discussion is academic.

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    I think people are over complicating things here, its just that escorts are getting mixed up between Inches and Centimetres, Stones and kg's, I blame the metric system
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oh Kevin View Post
    I think people are over complicating things here, its just that escorts are getting mixed up between Inches and Centimetres, Stones and kg's, I blame the metric system
    that's true the only thing I know is my height 5'7" in inches and that's it. It's really confusing, this whole metric system. Tried asking someone to explain it to me but still it is really weird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra View Post
    There are loads of profiles, with verified pics, where the pictures and body measurements don’t add up.

    Here’s one (of many) examples:

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html

    Pictures show an hour-glass figure and measurements indicate a pear-shaped figure.

    Possible explanations:

    Escorts are really good at holding in their tummies for photos

    Pictures taken before the lady had 2 sets of twins

    Lady is now pregnant

    Photoshop

    Escort trying to appeal to Arab gents


    Anyway, I love all shapes and sizes and have a keg rather than a 6-pack myself.

    Here is an illustration to help escorts that haven’t English as their first language to figure out where to measure:





    Just noticed the lady in the example hasn't got verified pics (even though i searched for escorts with verified pics??). Anyway, Im sure there are ones with verified pics.
    I just look at the pictures!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CurvyNina View Post
    that's true the only thing I know is my height 5'7" in inches and that's it. It's really confusing, this whole metric system. Tried asking someone to explain it to me but still it is really weird.
    The imperial system is what would be really confusing to you;-)
    Not so much the metric system.
    I got an idea for height in centimetres from the old version of the site.
    5'7''=170 cms
    5'9''=175 cms.......... kinda thing.
    New site has gone with feet and inches only for some reason.
    Probably suits the majority of clients anyway(those a bit long in the tooth).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra View Post
    There are loads of profiles, with verified pics, where the pictures and body measurements don’t add up.

    Here’s one (of many) examples:

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html

    Pictures show an hour-glass figure and measurements indicate a pear-shaped figure.

    Possible explanations:

    Escorts are really good at holding in their tummies for photos

    Pictures taken before the lady had 2 sets of twins

    Lady is now pregnant

    Photoshop

    Escort trying to appeal to Arab gents


    Anyway, I love all shapes and sizes and have a keg rather than a 6-pack myself.

    Here is an illustration to help escorts that haven’t English as their first language to figure out where to measure:





    Just noticed the lady in the example hasn't got verified pics (even though i searched for escorts with verified pics??). Anyway, Im sure there are ones with verified pics.
    you see, I am a woman and I dont know what my measurements are. probably the girls just gestimate on occasions.
    I would take them as an indication only and look at the pictures, if unsure just get in touch and ask.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra View Post
    There are loads of profiles, with verified pics, where the pictures and body measurements don’t add up.

    Here’s one (of many) examples:

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html

    Pictures show an hour-glass figure and measurements indicate a pear-shaped figure.

    Possible explanations:

    Escorts are really good at holding in their tummies for photos

    Pictures taken before the lady had 2 sets of twins

    Lady is now pregnant

    Photoshop

    Escort trying to appeal to Arab gents


    Anyway, I love all shapes and sizes and have a keg rather than a 6-pack myself.

    Here is an illustration to help escorts that haven’t English as their first language to figure out where to measure:





    Just noticed the lady in the example hasn't got verified pics (even though i searched for escorts with verified pics??). Anyway, Im sure there are ones with verified pics.
    Maybe the photo,s were taken a year or 2 ago or they belong to someone else
    Any more when I see them type of profile,s I move on asap


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