Saul = Salt (cos Saul is the first part of salt, sound wise + he's as salty as it gets sometimes, the salty tool!
Pepper = LDM. Because LDM said so. Good enough? Good.
Salt = Tánaiste
Pepper = Taoiseach
A vote for LDM is a vote for the end of injustice!
As per Saul's request, you are ONLY voting for me. He can fuck off now. So now it's just Pepper. Thanks.
BUT HE GETS TO KEEP HIS SEAT, OK?! FFS IS HE NEVER CONTENT??????