Rock on Jorge!Originally Posted by Jorge
How many people do you need for a sex orgy?
Just two!!!!! If it is the right two people.
Rock on Jorge!
How many people do you need for a sex orgy?
Just two!!!!! If it is the right two people.
Have to agree with that too
Established Member
Certified E-I Addict
What's my role in all this, might I ask (said LDM, even though he's afraid that this request is gonna come back to bite him in the arse).
Am I the cameraman?
The camera man did get bit on the arse,tombo reached for his beadpost shortly after.
Established Member
Certified E-I Addict
Why, just the once, can I just have a simple role where I do not receive any sort of homosexual response from.......
bettercallsaul (18-01-16)
You can be Dr.Love's caddy in the next golf game.... wait!
Established Member
Certified E-I Addict
Speak thee not ill of those whom have suffered at the hands of the cake of doom
tom sand (18-01-16)
She offered to cook for the church fair,Doc agreed as he is Muslim,well played Doc.
Established Member
Certified E-I Addict
Hold the phone... don't Muslims respect sheep? Or is that Hindus?
In either case... Doc respects sheeps' arses. Respects them deeply.
Established Member
Certified E-I Addict
Important news from the producers !
The show has been cancelled
Primarily because we have realised that what was a novelty idea 10 or 15 years ago ,has now been milked to death and people just don't give a shit anymore who wins.
But also because.....
(A)Sophie never returned after her escape, and all we were left with was a single Louboutin dangling from the barbed wire fence (With hidden lead soles presumably for balance)
(B)Tom Sand broke 2 microwaves trying to text Rachel
(C)Saul was frog marched out by Claudia (Just back from her photoshoot in Milan) and looked like a bold child who knew he was "For it"
(D)Samlad and Annabel were exposed as having signed a deal with HELLO before they even entered (They are expecting in July...so the wedding is March apparently)
(E)John Dunne on his earlier eviction, dropped the hand when Davina McCaul tried to interview him and has advised he will be initiating legal proceedings as soon as the doctors remove both balls from his stomach (We expect the victim impact statement will run to many volumes)
Thank you for watching and we may be back next year.
Last edited by xagerate; 18-01-16 at 23:34. Reason: BTW LVT is the winner as she was the most normal of all the housemates.
bettercallsaul (19-01-16), Cassandra (19-01-16), tom sand (19-01-16)
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote