What's my role in all this, might I ask (said LDM, even though he's afraid that this request is gonna come back to bite him in the arse).
Am I the cameraman?
bettercallsaul (18-01-16)
tom sand (18-01-16)
Important news from the producers !
The show has been cancelled
Primarily because we have realised that what was a novelty idea 10 or 15 years ago ,has now been milked to death and people just don't give a shit anymore who wins.
But also because.....
(A)Sophie never returned after her escape, and all we were left with was a single Louboutin dangling from the barbed wire fence (With hidden lead soles presumably for balance)
(B)Tom Sand broke 2 microwaves trying to text Rachel
(C)Saul was frog marched out by Claudia (Just back from her photoshoot in Milan) and looked like a bold child who knew he was "For it"
(D)Samlad and Annabel were exposed as having signed a deal with HELLO before they even entered (They are expecting in July...so the wedding is March apparently)
(E)John Dunne on his earlier eviction, dropped the hand when Davina McCaul tried to interview him and has advised he will be initiating legal proceedings as soon as the doctors remove both balls from his stomach (We expect the victim impact statement will run to many volumes)
Thank you for watching and we may be back next year.
Last edited by xagerate; 18-01-16 at 23:34. Reason: BTW LVT is the winner as she was the most normal of all the housemates.
bettercallsaul (19-01-16), Cassandra (19-01-16), tom sand (19-01-16)