socks on

[bettercallsaul]

choking on my tartar sauce here....


ta da !

pmsl@ ta da!

[bettercallsaul]

I've had to keep my socks on for a good number appointments because my feet bruise like a peach (or however the simile goes). I get random marks all over my body all the time, I wonder sometimes in my body a miniature 'crop circle' medium of some sort.

You wonder in your body sometimes? That's a bit too much info buddy.

[ladiesman217]

pmsl@ ta da!

Really? When she did it to me some years back, I came myself.

[is that a thing that can be said, came myself? you know what I'm trying to say right, but does it sound proper?]

[ladiesman217]

Discretion lads, tricks of the trade.


Off out now down the Morrison, catch ye later kidsssssss

I didn't let the cat out the bag ffs. I mean I could have said that you confessed to me that your tits were fake but I didn't did I?!

(cough - she didn't really but let's pretend she did)

[bettercallsaul]

I wish I knew what discretion meant,I bet it's an extra!

[ladiesman217]

I wish I knew what discretion meant,I bet it's an extra!

Charges for discretion now? FFS! Although..... that could work out to our advantage:

Cop: Mr.LDM, you stand accused of paying a prostitute money in return for sexual services. How do you plead?
LDM: Not guilty!
Cop: But you admit you paid Ms XYZ money in return for services?
LDM: Yes, I paid her €2000 for her discretion.
Cop: ....... I'm sorry, what?
LDM: Her discretion. I paid her for her discretion.
Cop: .......
LDM: Something wrong officer?
Cop: Did you have sexual relations with this prostitute?
LDM: Sir, the woman in question IS a woman first and a prostitute second (if she is indeed as you claim a prostitute). I have never paid anyone for sex in my life. As I said I have paid this lady for her discretion. Now am I charged with anything or can you kindly escort me to the door so I can go pick up some ass for the night and feed it some hay?

[bettercallsaul]

Charges for discretion now? FFS! Although..... that could work out to our advantage:

Cop: Mr.LDM, you stand accused of paying a prostitute money in return for sexual services. How do you plead?
LDM: Not guilty!
Cop: But you admit you paid Ms XYZ money in return for services?
LDM: Yes, I paid her €2000 for her discretion.
Cop: ....... I'm sorry, what?
LDM: Her discretion. I paid her for her discretion.
Cop: .......
LDM: Something wrong officer?
Cop: Did you have sexual relations with this prostitute?
LDM: Sir, the woman in question IS a woman first and a prostitute second (if she is indeed as you claim a prostitute). I have never paid anyone for sex in my life. As I said I have paid this lady for her discretion. Now am I charged with anything or can you kindly escort me to the door so I can go pick up some ass for the night and feed it some hay?

I see now why so many guys end up in jail.