Originally Posted by
ladiesman217
Charges for discretion now? FFS! Although..... that could work out to our advantage:
Cop: Mr.LDM, you stand accused of paying a prostitute money in return for sexual services. How do you plead?
LDM: Not guilty!
Cop: But you admit you paid Ms XYZ money in return for services?
LDM: Yes, I paid her €2000 for her discretion.
Cop: ....... I'm sorry, what?
LDM: Her discretion. I paid her for her discretion.
Cop: .......
LDM: Something wrong officer?
Cop: Did you have sexual relations with this prostitute?
LDM: Sir, the woman in question IS a woman first and a prostitute second (if she is indeed as you claim a prostitute). I have never paid anyone for sex in my life. As I said I have paid this lady for her discretion. Now am I charged with anything or can you kindly escort me to the door so I can go pick up some ass for the night and feed it some hay?