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    Default Pest Control.

    Quick, call Rentokil.

    This place is full of spiders and mice.
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Quick, call Rentokil.

    This place is full of spiders and mice.
    And cats.they just blend in better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    And cats.they just blend in better.
    Cats have claws.
    Must set Stephanie after my mushy-wushy rodent friend.
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Cats have claws.
    Must set Stephanie after my mushy-wushy rodent friend.
    Spiders have eight legs,difficult to know where they are going,well perhaps not.

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    We need an old woman. She will eat the spider. [But perhaps she'll die]
    Last edited by SteveB; 15-01-16 at 20:57.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    We need an old woman. She will eat the spider. [But perhaps she'll die]

    Must not,will not,should not,,,,,,,, did not,that was close.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    We need an old woman. She will eat the spider. [But perhaps she'll die]
    Little Miss Muffet, being young and spry, will of course run away and live to fight another day.
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    Must not,will not,should not,,,,,,,, did not,that was close.
    Spiders and beggars can't be choosers about who they get to eat them.

    Imagine an escort looks out the window and sees me arriving on my eight hairy legs.
    Those black guys have it easy.
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    Spiders have eight legs,difficult to know where they are going,well perhaps not.
    Caught in my own web/threads.
    Going nowhere fast.
    Ever decreasing circles.
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Little Miss Muffet, being young and spry, will of course run away and live to fight another day.
    Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet, her knickers all tattered and torn,
    But it wasn't a spider who sat down beside her -
    T'was Little Boy Blue with the horn

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