Circumventing the new law

[The dirt bird]

I'm just thinking out loud really, but was wondering if there are any good ideas for getting around this new law.

I wasn't visiting an escort, I have been attending private tuition classes in sex education.

Anyone else any good ideas?

It will just make it more exciting for me. I reckon I will just have even more intense ejaculations while hammering a 21 year old Romanian.