Hmm. I think I've just added 2 + 2 and come up with 9483597463784.
Here's my thinking:
- Giant condom to fit humans => protection from huge mega vagina juices.
- Vagina juices = squirt.
- Vagina big enough to fit average human not known to exist, except in the case of divine beings.
- Rain = squirting?
= Rain + super mega sized vagina ===>>> god is female. Rain is god squirting and we wear giant condom for protection.
QED
I'll take my Nobel prize now.
HardOnCommand (04-01-16)
Yeah, excercise common sense. Use a condom and go to well reviewed ladies.
What exactly do you mean by safe ?
Sexy Sandy 69 (05-01-16)
Petros (05-01-16), Sexy Sandy 69 (05-01-16)
Hi firstly welcome, and don't take some of these guys too seriously. The best advice I can give you is see what girls are in your area, and check reviews etc. If you see one you like and are happy with review etc, PM her explain your nervousness and you'll be fine. Its important to take care of hygiene etc and expect same from escort. Don;t do anything that could expose you to STI etc. Treat any escort you meet with courtesy and respect, and expect the same in return. Most girls here are absolute gems, and well ensure you have a good time. I am sure loads of the guys here had similar concerns the first few times, but you'll be fine.