is this safe

[hot4babes]

Make sure you go undercover

Hey better safe than sorry!

This gives a whole new meaning to the term raincoat

[ladiesman217]

Hey better safe than sorry!

This gives a whole new meaning to the term raincoat

Hmm. I think I've just added 2 + 2 and come up with 9483597463784.

Here's my thinking:

- Giant condom to fit humans => protection from huge mega vagina juices.
- Vagina juices = squirt.
- Vagina big enough to fit average human not known to exist, except in the case of divine beings.
- Rain = squirting?
= Rain + super mega sized vagina ===>>> god is female. Rain is god squirting and we wear giant condom for protection.

QED

I'll take my Nobel prize now.

[funlover12]

Hey. Don't bring your mother into this ffs. There's a time and place for everything... and it's called the bedroom.

for mama 'jokes'? yeah 1995 I think it was, that you NBT?

[hot4babes]

Hmm. I think I've just added 2 + 2 and come up with 9483597463784.

Here's my thinking:

- Giant condom to fit humans => protection from huge mega vagina juices.
- Vagina juices = squirt.
- Vagina big enough to fit average human not known to exist, except in the case of divine beings.
- Rain = squirting?
= Rain + super mega sized vagina ===>>> god is female. Rain is god squirting and we wear giant condom for protection.

QED

I'll take my Nobel prize now.

Mother of God! It all adds up!

[nitram]

Hey better safe than sorry!

This gives a whole new meaning to the term raincoat

The french used to refer to the condom as 'The Englishmans' Overcoat'

[willie wacker]

The french used to refer to the condom as 'The Englishmans' Overcoat'

There use to be a french rugby player called Jean Condom
At the game the lads would sing
Jean Condom ( clap ) use him once ( clap ) throw him away

[Sceptile]

Yeah, excercise common sense. Use a condom and go to well reviewed ladies.

What exactly do you mean by safe ?

[hitman76]

Hi

New to this and just wondering is it safe.bit nervous

Thanks

(Now remember)
No genuine photo and no review don't go.

[rubberlover]

Hi firstly welcome, and don't take some of these guys too seriously. The best advice I can give you is see what girls are in your area, and check reviews etc. If you see one you like and are happy with review etc, PM her explain your nervousness and you'll be fine. Its important to take care of hygiene etc and expect same from escort. Don;t do anything that could expose you to STI etc. Treat any escort you meet with courtesy and respect, and expect the same in return. Most girls here are absolute gems, and well ensure you have a good time. I am sure loads of the guys here had similar concerns the first few times, but you'll be fine.