What a SHIT day!!

[lapd]

Jeez had a day from hell, first up row with wife, then got zapped and decided fix the damn security light.
So up 30 feffin feet or more ,disconnected old one and out of nowhere a fuckin gale and rain starts, now I don't mind heights did a test in August from helicopter in full battle rattle, but the rain was cold and hard,taped up cable and dried off,rain stopped up again and all okay but when finished,light not working down to shop and guy says do not touch bulb with hands! How you supposed to fit it your mouth ?.So home to get money and coming out grab wrong keys,( why do all car keys look the same)
Locked out and it is raining again,had money so was really tempted to go to bar.
But no finish job first got spare key eventually after long walk in rain, when I get back in phone rings wife says not to worry about it she obviously spent a lot shopping.
Now finished and it works going for meal and lots of beer but wife still shopping any takers ladies