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    Default Best Written Reviews

    Obviously most reviewers are either lowlife pimps or weirdos but occassionally there is a review written in the most beautiful erotic style that would have Dickens or Sheakespeare drooling. Alas there are a few that imitate (no doubt inadvertently) Joyce but thats life. Of course some are just so odd or hysterical that they are worthy too.


    What is your favourite single review.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mushi View Post
    Obviously most reviewers are either lowlife pimps or weirdos but occassionally there is a review written in the most beautiful erotic style that would have Dickens or Sheakespeare drooling. Alas there are a few that imitate (no doubt inadvertently) Joyce but thats life. Of course some are just so odd or hysterical that they are worthy too.


    What is your favourite single review.
    Are u serious?
    You're looking for Dickens or Shakespeare within an escort review? PMSL
    You've just made my year ha ha .
    Last edited by Wicklow Biker Boy; 31-12-15 at 02:27. Reason: PMSL

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    Quote Originally Posted by mushi View Post
    Obviously most reviewers are either lowlife pimps or weirdos.
    Say what ?

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    Yamser all the way!!!




    Quote Originally Posted by Yamser
    well , ok i gotta get this out first , holy shit did i say wow

    im sure i will over thi review serveral times

    ok so formalities out first , great location , drinks and shower offered and accepted
    defo lady in the photo , great english good diections very discreet


    i so wish i could brag about the fun times but im not allowed lol see for yourself lol


    now that all that crap is out of the way , holly fuckballs , my good god i would spend that price on her just for the kissing alone she was amazing
    like serious it was true and utter GFE . no considering im bald fat and ugly the fact she was able to act trought it makes her even better
    also you know when you kiss a lady say once and yu get the shes almost coming growens , this lady is smart she builds up into it . ive a over active mind i consolidate
    everything its part of my job to think of everything thats going on and i felt there was no false ness with this lady . i truely felt she was my girlfriend .
    regardless ok the kissing was amazing ok so you could forgive her if something else was lacking , but no this lady just got better and better and better and up and up .

    near the end i was considering booking another hour with her but funds cannot aprove at the moment ,


    so her body , wow if you like petite well your in for a treat she is petiet , she has gravity defieng boobs too, andwell my fav part the bum , smackable bum kiss it for days
    yes many many a day i would kiss this bum .she is perfect and i mean that . not skinny where you see her bones but you can grab hold of her and not feellike your grabbing bone
    if there was perfection for her body this lady holds the gold ribbon purely fantastic .

    oh did i mention her smile ? my god from door open till till gentle close on my ass leaveing she had a smile even when i was nervous , she took proper care of me and
    just took control of the situation , which i hope she had a propper giggle .

    i did not give this lady a chance for my famous massage but i will next time defoe and hopefully hopefully she will enjoy

    at this moment in time im her bitch i want to please this lady she is a goddess and not just a oh she is a fucking goddess

    if she had 1 milliont the good time i had she should be delighted , holly fuckballes amzaballs . im counting my pennies to see if i can see her ASAP


    if i could sum her up in 10 words it would have to be the following


    A Naughty Angel Mistress Astonishing Sexual Sexy Awsome Georgeus Entoxicating

    my dear wow and thank you very much you are a perfectioniost of a escort ,

    you might want to be carefull i thik im falling in love with you xxx hope to see you very soon again and again and again and again

    she says on her profile 27 but no way a 27 year olds boobs and bum are that perky and perfect at that age im sorry shes 22 max so she did lye there lol

    and speaking of her ass my goodness perfection . smooth firm suppele ample ah could nom nom nom on that bum for weeks

    boobs haha gravity defieing boobes just perfect

    oh did i mention how beatuiful her face is ? haha my good god slap my ass and call me shirly she is beautiful , smile eyes and just all round face , you look into her eyes and see happieness
    joy and peace , i felt like i was with her for 3 hours and not in the bad way but in the good way thinking my time must be up in heaven , but no she made time stand still
    ps

    another thing i was doing something and she told me i was doing it wrong , she was worried because i told her i was doing it worong that i would give
    her a bad review or say something negative

    im am so so so so glad you wear honest with me its what i want and need . in the ever world of escorting you might hear you wear great at this and awsome at this and that and so will
    not learn from your mistakes , but this lady said no no no that was totally wrong but im super glad she was honest . and so will improve uppon this flaw

    for your honesty alone i wish i could give you a super positive like 5 gold stars . i appreciate your honesty my dear and yes next time we will work on that

    but be carefull you might make me too good of a lover lol

    oh pppppppps she had this song on by michael jackson , let yourself go or something it was so perfect for the night . it was fucking amazing

    still doesnt complete it too fucking wow

    seriously hoep your had a good time , wow for fuck sake wow , just amazing .

    ***(Jesus wept!)Activated by Sam***


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    Only a few will remember 'the legend' all I can say is lol

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    Like most legends, a lot of it wasn't true.

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    Well Hung Chap before all his reviews were edited beyond recognition.

    Funniest shit I ever read.

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    Well Hung Chap before all his reviews were edited beyond recognition.

    Funniest shit I ever read.

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    One of my favorites:
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html

    Not the review itself but rather her response to it, given how it was written.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mushi View Post
    Obviously most reviewers are either lowlife pimps or weirdos but occassionally there is a review written in the most beautiful erotic style that would have Dickens or Sheakespeare drooling. Alas there are a few that imitate (no doubt inadvertently) Joyce but thats life. Of course some are just so odd or hysterical that they are worthy too.


    What is your favourite single review.
    Have a look at mine, and give me a rating please..........do I pass the test?

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