From now on, i will be posting a confession thread once weekly so all the sinners on this site can get their evil deeds off their chest. Here it goes....
Forgive me Pat, for i have sinned. It has been 6 weeks since ive visited an escort.
My sins for this week are as follows:
I have hit multiple children with snowballs.
I have ruined multiple childrens snowmen/women.
I have told children eating yellow snow will make them stronger.
I have urinated in a lot of snow.
I have had impure thoughts regarding pats bodyguard. (sucker for authority figures)
I have not showered since visiting my last escort.
Amen