Who you gonna call -Emergency services

[SteveB]

This post is about as funny as a heart-attack!

[MidlifeCrisis]

I may be getting on a bit, but I think i should be safe enough to make it through Christmas.

[alcatel]

From my knowledge of Romanian ladies and their kindness I think it is very unfair what you say there!

While this thread may be tongue in cheek such comments are very offensive to ladies from the countries mentioned.

Get off your high horse, Mr Prissy.
And perhaps it wasn't directed at Romanian ladies but at their possible hangers on.

[lapd]

This post is about as funny as a heart-attack!

Somebody with a sense of humour(I hope)

[knibbs]

I did have a bad fall in the escorts bathroom once getting out of the shower, the mat at the side of the bath went from under me and I fell in to the bath again, luckliy i didnt hit my head of the wall or taps, I told her the story and she laughed. I wonder what she would have done if she walked in and found me unconscious or dead in the bath?

[Clueless]

In a cheeky note depends on the case, if none answer, I should better start digging the hole in the ground. On a serious note, depends on the case. Xxx

'The wife' of course