Who you gonna call -Emergency services

[tony1]

Who you gonna call.

[knibbs]

I was taking the piss in my response.

I'd say it horses for courses. Many of the escorts I have visited, I'd expect, would have the basic common decency to make sure you were alright, or if they were obliged to, would call emergency services. Eh.. they are NORMAL people afterall...

Then, having said that, there were a few that I'd say would leg it...

I would not worry James, I'm sure they will take good care of you, if the worse happens their minders would dispose of the body properly, a wheelie bin will hold a fully grown man with ease you know.

[lapd]

Why?
Romanian girls have hearts too

Oh god I am sure ( actually know) they have.But whatever nationality,would they not panic? first client and he croaks it,would look great on her profile."Deadly in bed"

[lapd]

Ha Of course!

So many policemen, I wonder what they do in those cars sitting outside apartments watching men going in
I am sure they must have their hands full

Past my bed time xx

Me too nit nite x

[knibbs]

Oh god I am sure ( actually know) they have.But whatever nationality,would they not panic? first client and he croaks it,would look great on her profile."Deadly in bed"

You wouldn't have to worry about him leaving you a Bad review either

[circumcised guy]

I was with a lady before and in the heat of the moment i had to take a break when i got a slight pain in my chest she did get very concerned asking was i ok. When i said i was grand just needed a minute she jokingly said i hope your not going to drop dead on me. When i asked what would you do if i did she said oh since we're up a few floors i'd probably open the window and throw you out she was joking ofcourse (gulp at least i hope she was) i said oh that would be nice of you she replied well it will save me making up excuse for the paramedics. We had a laugh about it and i said that a little lady like her wouldn't have the strength to lift me she said i'm stronger than i look besides your just a skinny little fucker yea the same lady is extremely cheeky. But in all seriousness if i was really in need of help i would diffidently trust this lady to call for help.

[sharkskin]

Most likely the escort would be facing this situation for the first time but would do the right thing and call for an ambulance.

The ambulance guys have seen it all before. Many times. Mistresses more often than escorts apparently.

They know what to do. If the lady is clearly troubled about being found with the bloke then the whole thing will be written up as the man being found in the street or in his car.

The police will then do their bit and continue with the story when they visit the man's family. "He must have been feeling unwell and pulled over to the side of the road and that's where he was found by a passer by who called the ambulance and then stayed with him until they came so he was not alone at the end."

it is all very civil and done to avoid further distress.

[Stephanie]

I regularly Flatline my guys -- with dizzying breath taking near blackout pleasure lol x

Then revive them with the Kiss of Life ..

And they keep coming back for more






Ps. Not recommended for amateurs ; Med education comes in handy xx

[Petros]

If you were a bargain hunter with someone fresh off the boat from Romania or Brazil, it might be a different story but at least they might have a strong male with them to haul your carcass away to somewhere more discrete.

But say it is Romanian girl would they not panic and run and I doubt the minder would care

From my knowledge of Romanian ladies and their kindness I think it is very unfair what you say there!

While this thread may be tongue in cheek such comments are very offensive to ladies from the countries mentioned.

[lapd]

Some very sensitive folk on here
1 this is a light hearted post not meant as anything else if you read my other posts in thread you will see this.
2 As for nationality as I said before it makes no difference to me.
The only real friend I met on this site is a Romanian lady who I met nearly a dozen times before I joined forum.What do I mean by "friend" someone who I call by their real first name, and who emails and texts weekly and I know it's not marketing, and who I met for lunch last time I was in London where she is now in college and is very grateful for the help and encouragement I gave her, she has given up this life completely. So as I have said numerous times race colour religion means nothing to me it is all about the person.
3 We also slagged off policemen in thread, I now await someone to complain about that.
I am finished here soon but cannot help responding to post .So a merry Christmas to all and to all a good night