I had what could only be called a 'real GFE experience' in Smithfield awhile back. Standing outside the Maldron with a coffee having a smoke, I was approached by a 'local' carrying a tin of lager,(it was 10am) un-shaved and slightly pungent , he asked to cadge a ciggie. Feeling generous I gave him one. To my surprise, he clamped his hands around my face and gave me a full on kiss right on the lips. Slightly shocked I burst out laughing and ran back into the hotel to brush my teeth vigorously !
Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "