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    Default The Quickie gone wrong - so grim......

    That's I guess, the most suitable adjective for what went down.

    Did you ever walk the high street, and see all this fine ass chicks and think, "God damn, I'd so fuck the shit out of you right now".
    Well, I was walking the high street today and, after a while I got tired, so I sat on a shop window.

    These chicks walking by and, I half thought about stopping one of two of them and giving it, "hey there. You wouldn't like me to turn your pussy into hamburger meat by any chance, would you?"

    Ultimately, fear of rejection, as well as their radiating waves of contempt when I looked them up and down as they were passing me, put me off.


    Well, LAST NIGHT, I saw this random massage parlor and went in.
    The masseuse was this Latina chick, I'd say, late thirties, early forties.
    Her body was in the 30's, her face was in the 40's.
    She was trying to shake me down for as much money as possible.
    Ended up not getting a massage, but she dropped her pants and I fucked her standing up, from behind, in about 10 minutes.
    I agreed to be quick, for a nominal fee of 20 quid.

    And that was fine.
    Got my jollies, and bounced.

    Well, I was leaving town today, and after being on the high street like that, I found myself being super horny, so I went back to this chick for another quick fix.

    She was all over me when I went in.

    "Oh baby - you came back, I'm so happy", and she starts kissing me.
    Then whips open her shirt and puts my hands on her titties and she's giving it, "you want this, don't you baby?".

    Again - she starts trying to shake me down for money.

    I tell her I got the same - 20 quid.

    "Okay baby - cause I like you", she gives it.

    I'm thinking, kool and the gang, another nice quick fix.

    She's laid out on the massage table and I'm pounding on her titties with my dick and she's smiling at me giving it, "when you gonna take me out baby? We gonna go on a date together".
    I'm like a fucking nodding dog - "oh yeah, definitely", not sure what the fuck I'm agreeing to.
    I throw on a rubber and start fucking her doggy style on the table.

    Ten minutes of pounding go by.
    Nothing.
    Not sure what's going on here but, the chemistry element doesn't seem to be there and I'm not getting much sensation.

    I start fucking her missionary, and the passion element really seems to be gone from the moment.
    My dick is going soft and she's giving it, "nearly finished baby?", trying to be nice, but I can tell she just wants me to hurry the fuck up and get the fuck out at this point.

    I give up.
    She starts kissing my nipples and massaging my nuts and tells me to finish myself.

    So, fuck it - I start pounding meat.
    I'm working up a sweat at this point.
    I realize I can't finish like this so, I close my eyes, and imagine I'm beating off into her mouth instead.

    Then, she stuck her finger up my ass - which seemed to eventually do the job.
    I splooged.

    She seemed completely pissed off at the whole situation, but was managing to conceal her irateness with some stupid fake laughter.

    I'm falling out the massage room into the reception area, pulling my jeans back on and trying to get the hell out of there as soon as, without having her demand more money off me for services received and not paid for.

    She says something in Spanish which I don't understand, but I'd imagine it translated roughly as "you fucking time-wasting piss-ant".


    Dunno - just couldn't bust like normal.

    Anyways, the point being, it was fucking grim.
    Rarely would I say, "I was better not busting a nut that busting a nut", but in this situation, that's one episode I should probably have just resisted indulging in.

    I kind of figured, whether she's in it for business or no, going back immediately the second day, was bound to be a bit of a passion killer.
    And I was right.

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    Oh, and I went the second time instead of calling an escort cause, I actually did call a bunch of escorts, but they weren't answering.

    I wanted to nail that chick "Rebecca" in Dubiln south, but alas, she was not contactable.

    She's pretty hot, right?



    I'd give her some of the old in and out in a flash.
    No trouble finishing there, I'd imagine.
    I must assume that them uber hot girls on E-I tend to have a busier schedule though...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    Meh - that's pretty lame.

    I prefer...



    In any case, I assume you did in fact, read.

    I want to clarify, this is a true story.

    This is not trolling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Dunne View Post
    That's I guess, the most suitable adjective for what went down.

    Did you ever walk the high street, and see all this fine ass chicks and think, "God damn, I'd so fuck the shit out of you right now".
    Well, I was walking the high street today and, after a while I got tired, so I sat on a shop window.

    These chicks walking by and, I half thought about stopping one of two of them and giving it, "hey there. You wouldn't like me to turn your pussy into hamburger meat by any chance, would you?"

    Ultimately, fear of rejection, as well as their radiating waves of contempt when I looked them up and down as they were passing me, put me off.


    Well, LAST NIGHT, I saw this random massage parlor and went in.
    The masseuse was this Latina chick, I'd say, late thirties, early forties.
    Her body was in the 30's, her face was in the 40's.
    She was trying to shake me down for as much money as possible.
    Ended up not getting a massage, but she dropped her pants and I fucked her standing up, from behind, in about 10 minutes.
    I agreed to be quick, for a nominal fee of 20 quid.

    And that was fine.
    Got my jollies, and bounced.

    Well, I was leaving town today, and after being on the high street like that, I found myself being super horny, so I went back to this chick for another quick fix.

    She was all over me when I went in.

    "Oh baby - you came back, I'm so happy", and she starts kissing me.
    Then whips open her shirt and puts my hands on her titties and she's giving it, "you want this, don't you baby?".

    Again - she starts trying to shake me down for money.

    I tell her I got the same - 20 quid.

    "Okay baby - cause I like you", she gives it.

    I'm thinking, kool and the gang, another nice quick fix.

    She's laid out on the massage table and I'm pounding on her titties with my dick and she's smiling at me giving it, "when you gonna take me out baby? We gonna go on a date together".
    I'm like a fucking nodding dog - "oh yeah, definitely", not sure what the fuck I'm agreeing to.
    I throw on a rubber and start fucking her doggy style on the table.

    Ten minutes of pounding go by.
    Nothing.
    Not sure what's going on here but, the chemistry element doesn't seem to be there and I'm not getting much sensation.

    I start fucking her missionary, and the passion element really seems to be gone from the moment.
    My dick is going soft and she's giving it, "nearly finished baby?", trying to be nice, but I can tell she just wants me to hurry the fuck up and get the fuck out at this point.

    I give up.
    She starts kissing my nipples and massaging my nuts and tells me to finish myself.

    So, fuck it - I start pounding meat.
    I'm working up a sweat at this point.
    I realize I can't finish like this so, I close my eyes, and imagine I'm beating off into her mouth instead.

    Then, she stuck her finger up my ass - which seemed to eventually do the job.
    I splooged.

    She seemed completely pissed off at the whole situation, but was managing to conceal her irateness with some stupid fake laughter.

    I'm falling out the massage room into the reception area, pulling my jeans back on and trying to get the hell out of there as soon as, without having her demand more money off me for services received and not paid for.

    She says something in Spanish which I don't understand, but I'd imagine it translated roughly as "you fucking time-wasting piss-ant".


    Dunno - just couldn't bust like normal.

    Anyways, the point being, it was fucking grim.
    Rarely would I say, "I was better not busting a nut that busting a nut", but in this situation, that's one episode I should probably have just resisted indulging in.

    I kind of figured, whether she's in it for business or no, going back immediately the second day, was bound to be a bit of a passion killer.
    And I was right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Dunne View Post
    That's I guess, the most suitable adjective for what went down.

    Did you ever walk the high street, and see all this fine ass chicks and think, "God damn, I'd so fuck the shit out of you right now".
    Well, I was walking the high street today and, after a while I got tired, so I sat on a shop window.

    These chicks walking by and, I half thought about stopping one of two of them and giving it, "hey there. You wouldn't like me to turn your pussy into hamburger meat by any chance, would you?"

    Ultimately, fear of rejection, as well as their radiating waves of contempt when I looked them up and down as they were passing me, put me off.


    Well, LAST NIGHT, I saw this random massage parlor and went in.
    The masseuse was this Latina chick, I'd say, late thirties, early forties.
    Her body was in the 30's, her face was in the 40's.
    She was trying to shake me down for as much money as possible.
    Ended up not getting a massage, but she dropped her pants and I fucked her standing up, from behind, in about 10 minutes.
    I agreed to be quick, for a nominal fee of 20 quid.

    And that was fine.
    Got my jollies, and bounced.

    Well, I was leaving town today, and after being on the high street like that, I found myself being super horny, so I went back to this chick for another quick fix.

    She was all over me when I went in.

    "Oh baby - you came back, I'm so happy", and she starts kissing me.
    Then whips open her shirt and puts my hands on her titties and she's giving it, "you want this, don't you baby?".

    Again - she starts trying to shake me down for money.

    I tell her I got the same - 20 quid.

    "Okay baby - cause I like you", she gives it.

    I'm thinking, kool and the gang, another nice quick fix.

    She's laid out on the massage table and I'm pounding on her titties with my dick and she's smiling at me giving it, "when you gonna take me out baby? We gonna go on a date together".
    I'm like a fucking nodding dog - "oh yeah, definitely", not sure what the fuck I'm agreeing to.
    I throw on a rubber and start fucking her doggy style on the table.

    Ten minutes of pounding go by.
    Nothing.
    Not sure what's going on here but, the chemistry element doesn't seem to be there and I'm not getting much sensation.

    I start fucking her missionary, and the passion element really seems to be gone from the moment.
    My dick is going soft and she's giving it, "nearly finished baby?", trying to be nice, but I can tell she just wants me to hurry the fuck up and get the fuck out at this point.

    I give up.
    She starts kissing my nipples and massaging my nuts and tells me to finish myself.

    So, fuck it - I start pounding meat.
    I'm working up a sweat at this point.
    I realize I can't finish like this so, I close my eyes, and imagine I'm beating off into her mouth instead.

    Then, she stuck her finger up my ass - which seemed to eventually do the job.
    I splooged.

    She seemed completely pissed off at the whole situation, but was managing to conceal her irateness with some stupid fake laughter.

    I'm falling out the massage room into the reception area, pulling my jeans back on and trying to get the hell out of there as soon as, without having her demand more money off me for services received and not paid for.

    She says something in Spanish which I don't understand, but I'd imagine it translated roughly as "you fucking time-wasting piss-ant".


    Dunno - just couldn't bust like normal.

    Anyways, the point being, it was fucking grim.
    Rarely would I say, "I was better not busting a nut that busting a nut", but in this situation, that's one episode I should probably have just resisted indulging in.

    I kind of figured, whether she's in it for business or no, going back immediately the second day, was bound to be a bit of a passion killer.
    And I was right.
    You have a point.

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