Fuck Christmas in the face with a chainsaw, covered in a bull's semen, which has been mixed with the blood of George Bush, which was drank and then pissed out by Kanye West, which was swallowed Caitlin Jenner whose body was blended, the result of which was then poured onto the chainsaw!
Jesus wept.....
All of a sudden Tom Sand is my hero... At least he is sane...