Any good mistress in Belfast or surrounding area

[bettercallsaul]

Well she is slim but certainly not shady!

She leaves your arse well shady when she is finished with it.

[slavetoyou]

She leaves your arse well shady when she is finished with it.

50 shades of Red (much better book, I only have it in a draft at the moment)

[bettercallsaul]

50 shades of Red (much better book, I only have it in a draft at the moment)

It can't be any worse than the Grey version,a child could write better.

[slavetoyou]

It can't be any worse than the Grey version,a child could write better.

I said it was better, but I maybe biased. Didn't read book or see film so can't compare. ( I know, what rock was I living under)

[bettercallsaul]

I said it was better, but I maybe biased. Didn't read book or see film so can't compare. ( I know, what rock was I living under)

I read about twenty pages of the book,I then changed to a comic as it was better.

[slavetoyou]

I read about twenty pages of the book,I then changed to a comic as it was better.

Ya! you need the visuals, wanking to a page of words just isn't the same.

[slavetoyou]

a child could write better.

I would be concerned if a child author wrote a sexually explicit novel, may raise questions to what mummy and daddy got up too.

[bettercallsaul]

I would be concerned if a child author wrote a sexually explicit novel, may raise questions to what mummy and daddy got up too.

I share the concern but would not rule it out in this case,lol