What the best excuse a escort has given you

[Patt113]

What the best excuse a escort has given you when you go to meet her and ring and she has double booked
For me one escort had me waiting for over 30 mins when I rang sorry I am just getting out of the shower ring me back rang back few mins later sorry baby I am just out of the shower then rang again I am drying my hair it was then I said look I have to go she forgot herself he just going out the door she said must say we had a good laugh when we meet

Have heard a few, but the only 'good' one was that there was a photographer lurking outside apartment block, presumably from a tabloid. Just had to laugh at her sheer ingenuity.

[Oh Kevin]

I'm washing me hair

[smallcock]

Was after driving half hour rang to say i was near was told guy servicing gas boiler was due. Plumber had just arrived another time fix a leaky tap.
I was kicked out 20 mins into an hour appointment at 5pm didnt review the lady seen she had a review from a guy from 5-30 no wonder she needed me gone haha

[Oh Kevin]

Sorry got to fly .... I got a flying lesson

[Ryan56]

What the best excuse a escort has given you when you go to meet her and ring and she has double booked
For me one escort had me waiting for over 30 mins when I rang sorry I am just getting out of the shower ring me back rang back few mins later sorry baby I am just out of the shower then rang again I am drying my hair it was then I said look I have to go she forgot herself he just going out the door she said must say we had a good laugh when we meet

Was she having a Golden Shower!!!!!!

[Newtoallthis]

Landlord arrived unexpected, cleaners in hallway, just popped to shop to buy electric, the flatmate has been electrocuted etc....

I have had the person in the hall one Sophie, very very recently

[Newtoallthis]

You waited didn't you .....

Of course I waited, always do what you tell me lol

[Newtoallthis]

Landlord arrived unexpected, cleaners in hallway, just popped to shop to buy electric, the flatmate has been electrocuted etc....

Just Thinking looking back I have had most of those from you, plus a few more except the flat mate electrocuted me one lol and still keep coming back because you are always worth waiting for
where is it after Dublin this week, do you get close to the border anywhere?

[Newtoallthis]

I'll have to think of a few new ones now you've outed me


And I'm off to Waterford, for good !

No tell me your joking

[alcatel]

Don't get very many excuses tbh..... probably more to do with the quality of the escorts I ring and where I "punt" than anything else.
But a number of months ago, probably the last time I rang a relative "unknown", this is what happened:
Made appointment for 2 hours later.
Did l the usual confirmation, arrived on time and rang,
asked to wait 15minutes.
15 minutes later, got a text saying,

"I am sick.
I have just looked out the window.
However my friend(vague acquaintance) will be free in half an hour. "

(above text is at least 2/3s true;-)