What the best excuse a escort has given you

[willie wacker]

I wish I could sew those buttons back on for him before mass !!!

Now now , Saul is not slavetoyou
And would not like you sewing buttons to his chest

[bettercallsaul]

Now now , Saul is not slavetoyou
And would not like you sewing buttons to his chest

Errr I might,she looks hot.

[Rachel Divine]

Apologies,I mean daddy number 2

Don't know where have you been but I understand where you coming from.

[Rocker123]

Best "excuse" I ever heard was when I made the "10 min I'm almost here call". I had phoned the escort the day before knowing she was coming to my area the following day.
When I made the call the escort was screaming at the phone (half in Hungarian half in English!) telling me the apartment was dirty when she arrived and that the previous occupants had left it in a terrible state. Used condoms under the bed etc etc.

She has spend the morning cleaning the apartment and hadn't been able to take any bookings. She was furious and said she was too angry to work.

I suggested I bring her for a coffee to relax and she agreed. We went for a coffee and a chat. After a while she said she was feeling a lot better and "wanted to show her appreciation".

So she bought me a coffee.... lol

It wasn't really an excuse but it was the truth.............. and she didn't really buy me a coffee...... I made that bit up.

She did something else instead....

[Rachel Divine]

Nope,that body would require a healthy lifestyle and dedication,I tend to just have fun.

You mean a laugh

[willie wacker]

Best "excuse" I ever hear was when I made the "10 min I'm almost here call". I had phoned the escort the day before knowing she was coming to my area the following day.
When I made the call the escort was screaming at the phone (half in Hungarian half in English!) telling me the apartment was dirty when she arrived and that the previous occupants had left it in a terrible state. Condoms under the bed etc etc.
She has spend the morning cleaning the apartment and hadn't been able to take any bookings. She was furious and said she was too angry to work.

I suggested I bring her for a coffee to relax and she agreed. We went for a coffee and a chat. After a while she said she was feeling a lot better and "wanted to show her appreciation".

So she bought me a coffee.... lol

It wasn't really an excuse but it was the truth.............. and she didn't really buy me a coffee...... I made that bit up.

She did something else instead....

will we have a guess who it was

[bettercallsaul]

Best "excuse" I ever hear was when I made the "10 min I'm almost here call". I had phoned the escort the day before knowing she was coming to my area the following day.
When I made the call the escort was screaming at the phone (half in Hungarian half in English!) telling me the apartment was dirty when she arrived and that the previous occupants had left it in a terrible state. Condoms under the bed etc etc.
She has spend the morning cleaning the apartment and hadn't been able to take any bookings. She was furious and said she was too angry to work.

I suggested I bring her for a coffee to relax and she agreed. We went for a coffee and a chat. After a while she said she was feeling a lot better and "wanted to show her appreciation".

So she bought me a coffee.... lol

It wasn't really an excuse but it was the truth.............. and she didn't really buy me a coffee...... I made that bit up.

She did something else instead....

I understand,she bought you a Muffin! Subtle but I got it

[bettercallsaul]

It wouldn't take me long to turn you, 'bettercallcaul', not once you are willing, I promise.

I really don't want to be turned,on the other hand I am willing...

[Rocker123]

will we have a guess who it was

I won't say who it was. I'm very discreet you know!

[Mister Anderson]

How does one drag a toaster,I mean I understand how you could 'by the lead' but would it not be easier to carry said toaster,much like you would carry the guilt of saying a comment like I know where he has been' understanding it was disrespectful to every lady a guy had visited.

Toaster envy innit.



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