What the best excuse a escort has given you

**lapd** · 28-11-15, 17:37

Saw you getting out of that old banger and your not handsome F*** off I am busy

**bettercallsaul** · 28-11-15, 17:38

Originally Posted by lapd

Saw you getting out of that old banger and your not handsome F*** off I am busy

Sounds like John Dunne discussing women that.

**lapd** · 28-11-15, 17:39

Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

Sounds like John Dunne discussing women that.

He will probably use it next manifesto

**alcatel** · 28-11-15, 17:41

Originally Posted by Newtoallthis

No tell me your joking

Floppy has worked his charm.

**slavetoyou** · 28-11-15, 18:20

Originally Posted by Irish Miss Alisha XXX

I wish I could sew those buttons back on for him before mass !!!

You could practice on me first Mistress as I know you have a safe pair of hands

**slavetoyou** · 28-11-15, 18:23

Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

Errr I might,she looks hot.

That she is, what you see below is about the only other thing that comes close to being as hot as her.

**bettercallsaul** · 28-11-15, 18:24

Originally Posted by slavetoyou

That she is, what you see below is about the only other thing that comes close to being as hot as her.

Is that your arse pic before it cooled down?

**f1 away** · 28-11-15, 18:29

I was in the wrong town

**Newtoallthis** · 28-11-15, 18:32

Originally Posted by SophieX

Its all true, would i lie....

hmmmm let me think

**slavetoyou** · 28-11-15, 18:35

Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

I can live with that.As long as I don't have to wear the gimp suit I am ok.

No chance that suit is mine........

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