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    What the best excuse a escort has given you when you go to meet her and ring and she has double booked
    For me one escort had me waiting for over 30 mins when I rang sorry I am just getting out of the shower ring me back rang back few mins later sorry baby I am just out of the shower then rang again I am drying my hair it was then I said look I have to go she forgot herself he just going out the door she said must say we had a good laugh when we meet

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    Never had an excuse,If anything sometimes I am a few mins late,the ladies have always been really good about it,I suggest often times it's the likes of me being late to an appointment that leaves the ladies late for the next one,for that I take my share of the blame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    Landlord arrived unexpected, cleaners in hallway, just popped to shop to buy electric, the flatmate has been electrocuted etc....
    I forgot the obvious flatmate scenario, has a large breasted one ever been electrocuted or are they always flat?

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    I slipped on a banana peel and broke my .....
    Phone . Had to go buy a new one! And now I really need the cash! Cum back! I be extra nice xxx
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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    Never had an excuse,If anything sometimes I am a few mins late,the ladies have always been really good about it,I suggest often times it's the likes of me being late to an appointment that leaves the ladies late for the next one,for that I take my share of the blame.
    I remember you being late and I kicked you out in 20, you paying for the hour

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rachel Divine View Post
    I remember you being late and I kicked you out in 20, you paying for the hour
    Still it was a long 20 mins for you having to look at me,bet it felt like an hour at least!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    I forgot the obvious flatmate scenario, has a large breasted one ever been electrocuted or are they always flat?
    Only flat, the large breasted ones generally generate more body heat and don't feel compelled to climb into toasters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rachel Divine View Post
    I remember you being late and I kicked you out in 20, you paying for the hour
    You mean he was that good that you only kicked him out after 20 hours


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    Only flat, the large breasted ones generally generate more body heat and don't feel compelled to climb into toasters.
    If I asked you how you got this to toasters you would tell me,so I won't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    Still it was a long 20 mins for you having to look at me,bet it felt like an hour at least!
    Like forever ... Mind you, I wanted to take your money and throw you immediately but I had to be nice as you are a reviewer ....
    Last edited by Rachel Divine; 27-11-15 at 21:25.

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