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    Santa pull your cracker

    So who would you like round
    the Christmas table
    To pull your cracker or pop your cork

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    Lvt


    An expert on crackers.
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Lvt


    An expert on crackers.
    She could bring her band.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    She could bring her band.
    She is an independent artist.
    But she does say, she has an entourage.
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by f1 away View Post
    So who would you like round
    the Christmas table
    Oh so much choice....
    Time and companionship

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    Quote Originally Posted by f1 away View Post
    So who would you like round
    the Christmas table
    To pull your cracker or pop your cork
    Nigella Lawson for the cooking and she's feckin hot.
    Mo Farah. Legend and all round nice guy.
    Larissa Laurentis coz she's an absolute lovely lady.
    Fernanda Cruz coz she's liable to do anything
    LVT for the craic like
    Mike Tyson . Met him once and really nice guy.
    Eve Heaven and Wanda Willliams for obvious reasons.

    So many to choose from.
    Last edited by zilch; 25-11-15 at 20:05.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    Oh so much choice....
    Do you want Tom,Sophie

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    Quote Originally Posted by casman View Post
    Do you want Tom,Sophie

    I own him nowadays, did you not hear the news?

    I always knew he'd fall under my spell once he met me in person
    Time and companionship

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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    I own him nowadays, did you not hear the news?

    I always knew he'd fall under my spell once he met me in person
    You got him,hook,line and sinker,i think you were the last not to be rambowed

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