Never play the Lotto!

[Cosa Nostra]

Worked out the odds of winning the jackpot….same as all the following events occurring!!

Stephanie tours Limerick.

Willie falls while catching flies, hits his head, and now uses upper case apostrophes.

Rachel thanks Tom’s posts.

Annabel gets a pink negligée and starts flirting.

Kyla goes goth and calls everyone cu*ts.

Zilch is helpful to guys that don’t leave reviews.

Mods work 24 / 7.

Dirt Bird becomes Angry Bird.

Zealot spotted in McDonalds.

There are no more posts from unsure virgins, first timers, TS curious, best anal, can’t deciders.


Think I’ll stick to punting on EI !!