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    Default I called a Backpage escort and had a bad experience...

    That's the bad news.

    The good news is, that was quite a while ago and I'm pretty much over it now but, I'm gonna recount the tale for your reading pleasure.

    Not in Ireland, it was actually in New York.
    And when I say backpage, I mean Craigslist.

    We were staying just outside New York, in a place called Journal Square in New Jersey.
    Place was a dump.
    Anyways - guys. Have you ever tried scoring a chick in New York??
    Chicks there are all about $$$$$, and if you don't got it.... life is rough.

    After almost two months of this, myself and my mate Beano were sat at home in our filthy little apartment.
    We did have access to the internet, and we were looking up untold quantities of porno at the time.

    Anyways, we somehow stumble across the "personals" section of Craigslist.
    There are advertisements for our very area.
    Girls are at home and horny, and want to meet us, according to their adds.

    We agree that the sexual frustration was getting too much, so we check our financial resources, and decide with can afford about an hour with a pair of escorts.
    The advert link showed photos of two cracking looking young african american escorts.
    Knowing absolutely nothing more about it, we dial them up.

    About 40 minutes later the apartment buzzer goes off, and we let them in.

    We're met at the door by 50 cents fucking twin brother, who demands the cash up front, before we can see the women.
    We hand over the green.

    Next thing these two "women" appear.
    They were absolutely nothing like the girls in the pictures; I mean, they seemed young but woah - they were definitely on the heavier side - and I'm not fat shaming.
    That's just how it was.

    So Beano immediately grabs the better looking of the two and heads off to the bedroom.
    It was actually only a one bedroom apartment (me and Bean used to share the double bed, whilst Seany slept on a mattress on the floor), so I was left in the living room with Missy Elliots fucking stunt double.

    She said I could feel on her titties, but she didn't allow kissing or licking of pussy, which was absolutely fine by me.
    I was completely turned off by the whole affair not going according to plan, and sexual frustration or not, I would have been much happier to have relied on internet porno that night instead to get my jollies.

    Anyways, she takes off her clothes and I begin feeling on her titties, which leads to other things, and to cut out all the sordid details, we do the dead and show the ladies out.
    All together, I'd say they were in and out in less than a half hour - after us paying for an hour. Pfffff....

    Feeling thoroughly cheated but more so, completely disgusted with myself, I resolve never to use a backpage or craigslist advert again.

    In retrospect, I guess it wasn't completely bad.
    I can't say I found the sex particularly pleasant.
    Although the blowjob was good cause, as everyone knows, fat chicks can suck a mean dick.

    But we had spent a sizable portion of our savings on false advertisement and, certainly felt no better after the experience.

    Moral of the story - don't go to New York.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Dunne View Post
    That's the bad news.

    The good news is, that was quite a while ago and I'm pretty much over it now but, I'm gonna recount the tale for your reading pleasure.

    Not in Ireland, it was actually in New York.
    And when I say backpage, I mean Craigslist.

    We were staying just outside New York, in a place called Journal Square in New Jersey.

    Moral of the story - don't go to New York.
    You didn't go to New York, you went to New Jersey, ya idiot.
    You weren't even in the state, let alone the city
    You wont know, until you try!

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Dunne View Post

    We're met at the door by 50 cents fucking twin brother, who demands the cash up front, before we can see the women.
    We hand over the green.

    Time and companionship

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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    Yeah in our defense, we were not much more than kids at the time and, we certainly weren't gonna argue with this heavy duty looking motherfucker.

    Who knows, he might have, "popped a cap in our asses".
    I for one was totally terrified living in that area. It was like a real run down black and Latino neighborhood.
    Three pasty white Irish kids, stuck out like a sore thumb.
    We only moved there out of pure necessity - but that's another story.

    I don't know how I'd handle that today...
    Would probably demand to see the women first, at least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Dunne View Post
    That's the bad news.

    The good news is, that was quite a while ago and I'm pretty much over it now but, I'm gonna recount the tale for your reading pleasure.

    Not in Ireland, it was actually in New York.
    And when I say backpage, I mean Craigslist.

    We were staying just outside New York, in a place called Journal Square in New Jersey.
    Place was a dump.
    Anyways - guys. Have you ever tried scoring a chick in New York??
    Chicks there are all about $$$$$, and if you don't got it.... life is rough.

    After almost two months of this, myself and my mate Beano were sat at home in our filthy little apartment.
    We did have access to the internet, and we were looking up untold quantities of porno at the time.

    Anyways, we somehow stumble across the "personals" section of Craigslist.
    There are advertisements for our very area.
    Girls are at home and horny, and want to meet us, according to their adds.

    We agree that the sexual frustration was getting too much, so we check our financial resources, and decide with can afford about an hour with a pair of escorts.
    The advert link showed photos of two cracking looking young african american escorts.
    Knowing absolutely nothing more about it, we dial them up.

    About 40 minutes later the apartment buzzer goes off, and we let them in.

    We're met at the door by 50 cents fucking twin brother, who demands the cash up front, before we can see the women.
    We hand over the green.

    Next thing these two "women" appear.
    They were absolutely nothing like the girls in the pictures; I mean, they seemed young but woah - they were definitely on the heavier side - and I'm not fat shaming.
    That's just how it was.

    So Beano immediately grabs the better looking of the two and heads off to the bedroom.
    It was actually only a one bedroom apartment (me and Bean used to share the double bed, whilst Seany slept on a mattress on the floor), so I was left in the living room with Missy Elliots fucking stunt double.

    She said I could feel on her titties, but she didn't allow kissing or licking of pussy, which was absolutely fine by me.
    I was completely turned off by the whole affair not going according to plan, and sexual frustration or not, I would have been much happier to have relied on internet porno that night instead to get my jollies.

    Anyways, she takes off her clothes and I begin feeling on her titties, which leads to other things, and to cut out all the sordid details, we do the dead and show the ladies out.
    All together, I'd say they were in and out in less than a half hour - after us paying for an hour. Pfffff....

    Feeling thoroughly cheated but more so, completely disgusted with myself, I resolve never to use a backpage or craigslist advert again.

    In retrospect, I guess it wasn't completely bad.
    I can't say I found the sex particularly pleasant.
    Although the blowjob was good cause, as everyone knows, fat chicks can suck a mean dick.

    But we had spent a sizable portion of our savings on false advertisement and, certainly felt no better after the experience.

    Moral of the story - don't go to New York.

    You had me at hello ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    You had me at hello ...
    Any chance he is related to you?

    Could he have changed his name?

    Do you have any cousins called Hans Christian Andersen? not exactly the same spelling but damn it the point is valid!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    Any chance he is related to you?

    Could he have changed his name?

    Do you have any cousins called Hans Christian Andersen? not exactly the same spelling but damn it the point is valid!
    Ah he's totally full of shit but I'm enjoying it. It's not often I get to see a troll being so elaborate and at the same time obvious.

    I don't get out much

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Dunne View Post
    That's the bad news.

    The good news is, that was quite a while ago and I'm pretty much over it now but, I'm gonna recount the tale for your reading pleasure.

    Not in Ireland, it was actually in New York.
    And when I say backpage, I mean Craigslist.

    We were staying just outside New York, in a place called Journal Square in New Jersey.
    Place was a dump.
    Anyways - guys. Have you ever tried scoring a chick in New York??
    Chicks there are all about $$$$$, and if you don't got it.... life is rough.

    After almost two months of this, myself and my mate Beano were sat at home in our filthy little apartment.
    We did have access to the internet, and we were looking up untold quantities of porno at the time.

    Anyways, we somehow stumble across the "personals" section of Craigslist.
    There are advertisements for our very area.
    Girls are at home and horny, and want to meet us, according to their adds.

    We agree that the sexual frustration was getting too much, so we check our financial resources, and decide with can afford about an hour with a pair of escorts.
    The advert link showed photos of two cracking looking young african american escorts.
    Knowing absolutely nothing more about it, we dial them up.

    About 40 minutes later the apartment buzzer goes off, and we let them in.

    We're met at the door by 50 cents fucking twin brother, who demands the cash up front, before we can see the women.
    We hand over the green.

    Next thing these two "women" appear.
    They were absolutely nothing like the girls in the pictures; I mean, they seemed young but woah - they were definitely on the heavier side - and I'm not fat shaming.
    That's just how it was.

    So Beano immediately grabs the better looking of the two and heads off to the bedroom.
    It was actually only a one bedroom apartment (me and Bean used to share the double bed, whilst Seany slept on a mattress on the floor), so I was left in the living room with Missy Elliots fucking stunt double.

    She said I could feel on her titties, but she didn't allow kissing or licking of pussy, which was absolutely fine by me.
    I was completely turned off by the whole affair not going according to plan, and sexual frustration or not, I would have been much happier to have relied on internet porno that night instead to get my jollies.

    Anyways, she takes off her clothes and I begin feeling on her titties, which leads to other things, and to cut out all the sordid details, we do the dead and show the ladies out.
    All together, I'd say they were in and out in less than a half hour - after us paying for an hour. Pfffff....

    Feeling thoroughly cheated but more so, completely disgusted with myself, I resolve never to use a backpage or craigslist advert again.

    In retrospect, I guess it wasn't completely bad.
    I can't say I found the sex particularly pleasant.
    Although the blowjob was good cause, as everyone knows, fat chicks can suck a mean dick.

    But we had spent a sizable portion of our savings on false advertisement and, certainly felt no better after the experience.

    Moral of the story - don't go to New York.
    Yes they're Cowboy Escorts, Better in The UK, 'Don't get Dunne Get Dom' LOL

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    First, be careful in with escort visit in NY and in NJ also because to pay for sex is illegal.
    Sometimes women from the police are working for the fake pics.
    Second because this is illegal for the escorts too , the girls near never us own pics.

    Anyway have a nice time there !


    ❤️ Merry christmas ! ❤️


    ❤️ in Dublin ❤️

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