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    Dick girls who like to fart?

    would love a girl with a super clean and peachy smelling ass I could lick out to fart in my face...
    feel free to pm me
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    There isn't a single escort in the country who wouldn't fart in your face for you dude.

    I say just pick one that catches your eye, call her up, ask her to clean her ass and eat a can of beans in advance of your arrival...sorted

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Cid View Post

    I say just pick one that catches your eye, call her up, ask her to clean her ass
    Ring a girl and ask her to clean her ass???????

    Seriously? I would expect an immediate hang up of phone at that stage
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    Quote Originally Posted by Petros View Post
    Ring a girl and ask her to clean her ass???????

    Seriously? I would expect an immediate hang up of phone at that stage
    You're very naive dude.

    You reckon an escort would hang the phone up on you if you insisted that her arse was clean because you wanted to rim it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Cid View Post
    You're very naive dude.

    You reckon an escort would hang the phone up on you if you insisted that her arse was clean because you wanted to rim it?
    I wouldn't consider it "naive" to expect an escort to take offence to being told to "clean her ass"!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Petros View Post
    I wouldn't consider it "naive" to expect an escort to take offence to being told to "clean her ass"!
    Dude, when I suggested to assman7 to call his preferred escort and insist on her 'cleaning her ass and eating a can of beans prior to arrival'...I was joking.

    I'm sure assman7 would be a bit more tactful when insisting upon cleanliness in the escorts nether regions, and I'm sure the can of beans aspect would not be brought up either.

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    I never realised that Escorts farted.
    They are too beautiful to be doing that sort of thing.

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