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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    I think you have to give name and address,..What next?....What about cautions?
    Tell them the sex with her was great and it was worth it,

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    I think you have to give name and address,..What next?....What about cautions?
    I,d say
    Hi I,m bollocks


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    I would simply tell them : 'I can make it legal'

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    If arrested, what should one say?
    It wasn't me

    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” - Oscar Wilde

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    Quote Originally Posted by Best Before View Post
    It wasn't me

    1 . I wanna go to Jamaica , mahn !! (Stereotyping accents silly thing , but I wanna !!)

    2 . Deny , deny , deny . As somebody above said , it might be that the only evidence against you is what you give !

    So shut the heck up , provide name and address (I think {??} that's mandatory ? ) and say nothing more .

    Like US Soldiers in Nam : name , and tag number ! Nothing more .

    : It is the job of the law enforcement officers to make a case against you .

    Don't make it for them !

    Just shussssshhh !!
    I do what I want. I cannot do otherwise.

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    Yes keep quiet unless they caught you in the act. then you are fu****
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    How about,

    there was no sexual contact, just french kissing and GFE.

    Anyway you can make me cum, female garda, and that is my alibi,

    cause I can only cum once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    How about,

    there was no sexual contact, just french kissing and GFE.

    Anyway you can make me cum, female garda, and that is my alibi,

    cause I can only cum once.

    Just carry a bag of plumbing tools or an empty pizza box with you, you'll be grand

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    Quote Originally Posted by Best Before View Post
    It wasn't me

    HaHa !!! Love it !
    The best day of your life is the one on which you decide your life is your own.
    No apologies or excuses.
    No one to lean on, rely on, or blame.
    The gift is yours - it is an amazing journey - and you alone are responsible for the quality of it.
    This is the day your life really begins! (Bob Moawad)

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    "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" ... Well after all, it worked for Bill !!!!
    The best day of your life is the one on which you decide your life is your own.
    No apologies or excuses.
    No one to lean on, rely on, or blame.
    The gift is yours - it is an amazing journey - and you alone are responsible for the quality of it.
    This is the day your life really begins! (Bob Moawad)

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