Any girls do slapstick, Dublin area?

By this I mean, a gunging type of experience, messy fun, pies, cakes,
mushy peas over me, whatever reallly.

Can be done on wooden floors or in the bath, whatever is easiest.

I am a young genuine easy going guy who finds it a great turn on and
plenty of fun,

Interested, PM me pls.

Many thanks.