Basic English

[alcatel]

I get the feeling mearse is me averse.
Or I should say averse to me, for those with English as a second language.

[alcatel]

No,I am almost sure it's not English they are vomiting,I mean speaking.

Stop insulting my fellow Munstermen for God's sake.
Best part of the country, Munster.
We even get the rain first ffs.

[Mister Anderson]

Tends to be a disadvantge for me, No GFE possible,,,,,,,,,,,which,,,,,,,,,,for me is what its all about

I politely make excuses and hang up if the English isn't acceptable.

[bettercallsaul]

I politely make excuses and hang up if the English isn't acceptable.

Being from Cork Id imagine it's a welcome relief the ladies don't do the same

[Mister Anderson]

Being from Cork Id imagine it's a welcome relief the ladies don't do the same

I was talking about my English ...

[bettercallsaul]

I was talking about my English ...

Well I did not understand it ,keep up Anderson ffs!!

[alcatel]

I politely make excuses and hang up if the English isn't acceptable.

Now, now we're suposed to have buried the hatchet with the auld enemy.
And I find Sarahswet and Lucy Chambers very acceptable.

[Mister Anderson]

Now, now we're suposed to have buried the hatchet with the auld enemy.
And I find Sarahswet and Lucy Chambers very acceptable.

What? No, that's not what I ... wait now

[bollocks]

Sign language? That might come in handy at one point.

Thats why I use a PEN to explain what my pea nus kneads

[bollocks]

It's not just that Bollocks, there's more to it.

Yeh I dont like the way the Northeners use the word wee all the time,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,like your wee penis is gigantic