Condom off

[bettercallsaul]

That's what you get for taking forum advice verbatim.

I should have known,it was my advice!

[Mister Anderson]

I'm trying to think what kind of reaction I'd get if we had just finished in doggy and as I withdrew the condom started to slip the wrong way and her head is buried in the pillow and her arms are too short and I say ... "well? what are you waiting for?"

[bettercallsaul]

I'm trying to think what kind of reaction I'd get if we had just finished in doggy and as I withdrew the condom started to slip the wrong way and her head is buried in the pillow and her arms are too short and I say ... "well? what are you waiting for?"

Should we start your goodbye thread now?

[Mister Anderson]

Should we start your goodbye thread now?

Jesus, I wasn't being serious.


In case anyone thinks I was being serious I was not being serious and mean no disrespect.

[Petros]

Jesus, I wasn't being serious.

There is not point apologising to Jesus — I seriously doubt it was his head that has buried in the pillow

[Mister Anderson]

There is not point apologising to Jesus — I seriously doubt it was his head that has buried in the pillow

I dunno man, I was hearing a heavenly choir, fairly sure Jesus was somewhere close by ...

It has happened though, obviously without the smartass rejoinder I used above. I don't think it's always possible for the lady to have her way when it comes to 'Condom Off'


Perhaps I am a unique flower

[dragonjay]

Their body their rules bud, they usually take it off before I finish in their mouth anyway

[Oh Kevin]

They always have to get taking condom off, They then put it in the fridge and sell it to sperm bank, they really creaming of the whole matter, who said there's very little money in Escorting

[Flappy]

And girl recently hung it over my face and said " want a drink"

[Buntyman1234]

Makes sense really!