Great idea bigsteve. It would take a bit of organising, but here are a few thoughts:

Official E-I Members Tour 2009 tee-shirts could be printed up by Patricia and sold to the touring party (the more, the lower the unit cost).

Flights: 12 or 20 plus (I think) people travelling together as a party qualify for a group rate. Get enough lads and charter the whole f**king plane. I remember Michael O'Leary, as part of some marketing campaign last year mentioning blow jobs in business class.

Hotel: Group rate discount.

Brothel: Book the entire joint for one or more nights. Again negotiate a group discount.


The power of one when multiplied by many = economic leaverage.