After all, escorts are human, as we keep being told , and sometimes Cupid is a little naughty with his arrows
To me its entirely possible that a lady would find a client attractive and want to see him socially.
But..oh no...he's married and only wants sex, and besides he sees other escorts, so what can the poor love lorn lass do?
In my case, she kept buying me presents, Argos jewellery and Casio watches and plying me with proper Jaffa cakes, not the cheap imitation ones mind!
Promising me luxury caravan breaks in Wexford and cheap away days to real capital of Ireland..Cork City
Must admit, I was mighty tempted to leave my wheelchair bound wife, orphaning 16 kids, 4 goats, 3 cats and a dog, not to mention the grandparents living in the cupboard under the stairs
But in the end my resolve, like my hair piece,, held firm and I had to break the young lady's heart and tell her I could only see her if I paid double her rate and washed her car every other sunday
Mine is a tale of woe, stale Jaffa cakes and unrequited love, but surely there are happier stories out there?