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    Last night I tried to make a booking with a well reviewed escort. I rang an hour in advance to confirm, that part went okay, but when I got to the destination and rang back things went sideways. I'm always careful on the phone to make sure I'm clear in what I say, especially so if speaking to anyone whose native tongue is not English, but this was a case of the woman in question not having enough grasp on the language to improvise when things went off script. I had to cancel as I could only imagine what the appointment would have been like after the confusion on the phone.

    Today I went back to her ad and checked through the reviews. Sure enough nobody mentioned how poor her English is, one or two people went so far as to say they were impressed with her fluency. This is not the first time I've encountered the issue either. Why do clients not mention this in reviews?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    Last night I tried to make a booking with a well reviewed escort. I rang an hour in advance to confirm, that part went okay, but when I got to the destination and rang back things went sideways. I'm always careful on the phone to make sure I'm clear in what I say, especially so if speaking to anyone whose native tongue is not English, but this was a case of the woman in question not having enough grasp on the language to improvise when things went off script. I had to cancel as I could only imagine what the appointment would have been like after the confusion on the phone.

    Today I went back to her ad and checked through the reviews. Sure enough nobody mentioned how poor her English is, one or two people went so far as to say they were impressed with her fluency. This is not the first time I've encountered the issue either. Why do clients not mention this in reviews?

    Maybe her mother was doing her a favour by answering the phone

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    Quote Originally Posted by justfrank44 View Post
    Maybe her mother was doing her a favour by answering the phone
    The favour being she avoided Anderson?

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    Quote Originally Posted by justfrank44 View Post
    Maybe her mother was doing her a favour by answering the phone
    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    The favour being she avoided Anderson?




    Clever girl, I probably would have done the same thing if I rang me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post



    Clever girl, I probably would have done the same thing if I rang me.
    I think I know why you had trouble understanding her:


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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    I think I know why you had trouble understanding her:


    Best punting phone ever, totally untraceable, biodegradable, and if you ever get caught by the law you can swallow it.
    Last edited by Mister Anderson; 25-10-15 at 16:23. Reason: Also handy for bank robberies ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    Best punting phone ever, totally untraceable, biodegradable, and if you ever get caught by the law you can swallow it.
    Perhaps asking the lady to 'swallow it' is where your troubles began?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    Perhaps asking the lady to 'swallow it' is where your troubles began?

    You might laugh at my predicament but I can assure you that when those Ban-Gardaí groped me ( or frisked me as they would have you believe) last night I was quite lucky it was my banana phone I had with me. When one of the officers asked me if that was a banana in my pocket or was I just happy to see her I whipped out the banana and shoved it in my gob. She was very impressed and offered me her phone number but alas I had just eaten my phone.


    Oh the irony.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    You might laugh at my predicament but I can assure you that when those Ban-Gardaí groped me ( or frisked me as they would have you believe) last night I was quite lucky it was my banana phone I had with me. When one of the officers asked me if that was a banana in my pocket or was I just happy to see her I whipped out the banana and shoved it in my gob. She was very impressed and offered me her phone number but alas I had just eaten my phone.


    Oh the irony.
    You do realise you are helping me take your thread off topic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    The favour being she avoided Anderson?
    Her mother ?

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