bettercallsaul (25-10-15), The dirt bird (25-10-15)
The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 per cent when it see's something lovely...........and hell its all round us sometimes.
Happiness is learning to blink less but see more or else just use blinkers.
The average cell phone contains more bacteria than a toilet seat.
Happiness is knowing you have call waiting enabled.
Having such a vivid dream then waking up checking if bowel movements hadn't gone again.
Happiness is knowing its sometimes better waking up in other peoples bed.
They say it’s perfectly normal to talk to yourself; you’re only crazy if you talk back.
Happiness is never getting that reply....yet .
Happiness is being yourself.
Happiness is a warm gun..... Or a very warm subs bottom
Who was that Irish lady singer who travels around in a hearse??