Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
Often wondered what its like to die.

The church tells us that it is a glorious event.

I know that I must be depressed, cause I imagine that I will just be put in a hole and rot.

Gravestones seem to be certain of eternal life.


I'd like that
You can be Oven Done now as well now you know, cleaner and less waste,
You could also stipulate that your charred bollocks be given to you favourite escort