Jaysus... Imagine if it came down to that...
Services price list:
Unclip bra.... €4.00
Remove Knickers... €5.00
Fondle Boobies... €10.00
Play with yer mickey..... €15.00
Might be good for those on a budget... ("Arah, leave on the bra love... I'm going for pint later and I'm broke...
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